Am I the only person over Brett Farve?
It looks like he will get a chance to play.
Brett who?
O.K., so now we see that he's just as greedy and self-indulged as the rest of the lot. IMO, the only reason he engineered all of that drama in Green Bay (even threatening to go play for my family's beloved Vikings -- Brett in Purple!) was to get the release so he could make a David Beckham-sized cash-in in a big market with a mediocre team that has little to no chance to get to the Super Bowl.
So much for the positive legacy of his tearful retirement speech a few months ago....
I would love to see an athlete leave when they retire. If it were me, I would much rather go out on top instead of a has been looser. And D you hit the nail on the head.
HOW MANY SEC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
At VANDERBILT: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.
At GEORGIA: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to phone an engineer at Georgia Tech for instructions.
At FLORIDA: it takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.
At ALABAMA: it takes five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.
At OLE MISS: it takes six, one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
At LSU: it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five Semester hours.
At KENTUCKY: it takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season .
At TENNESSEE: it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama.
At MISSISSIPPI STATE: it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to yell, "GO TO HELL, OLE MISS".
At AUBURN: it takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to talk about how they did it better than 'Bama, and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's Corner when finished.
At SOUTH CAROLINA: it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.
At ARKANSAS: None. There ain't no 'lectricity in Arkansas.
How many Oak Ridgers does it take? 27,385?
How many Oak Ridgers does it take? 27,385?
And the light bulb that they put in as a replacement would be useless. It would turn out that it was for a smaller socket because they forgot to hire someone to research the possibilities first!
How many Oak Ridgers does it take?
10% of the registered voters from the last general election.