Atomic City Talk

Fathering 9 children by 9 differant women in 4 states. Now he is having trouble paying the child support. Does anyone want to contribute?

How about a referral to Planned Parenthood?

Vasectomy anyone?????

I can think of another way to take care of the problem. What an embarassment to UT Football!!

I recently heard about a co-worker, who was tricked by several different women, the same way Travis was. 5 kids, five different women. He should move them all to Utah, and be happy.

Good idea, Emile. Why don't you join him. Some Big Love could do you good.

Are you saying you would like to accompany me on a voyage to the land of BY? How much do you weigh?

I weigh enough to keep you busy for a while. Book the tickets.

My Gates Lear jet has strict height and weight requirements. With my trusty dog Tralfaz by my side, it could be close. Please leave Height and Weight in British standard units. P.S. Leave the hat behind

I think that Tralfaz suits you better and can give you more pups for your litter and I am sure will not mind how many bitches you take in for your harem. So have at it.

Lay off the hat. My hat is far superior than your short, little bowler that you are sporting.